My kids seem to indeed say the darnedest things. I would often post these as Facebook statuses but realized that I should be doing something to save these for later. You know, so I can totally embarrass them in their teen years. I hope you enjoy these, but if not... I know I sure will!
Cora: (calmly while staring intently at me from the back seat) Mom... what do lice eggs look like? Me: Well they're tiny and either clearish white or clearish br........ CORA! I do NOT have lice. Cora: (still calmly) Oh, ok. It must just be dandruff then.
Milly has a pair of shiny gold pants that are a bit baggy. She was wearing them yesterday and I said "You like those pants don't you?" To which she replied: "Well of course! They're my Hammeroid pants."