Tuesday, September 27, 2016


Milly: I have a big brain with lots of smartness in it.

Friday, September 23, 2016


Milly (today in the car while we were discussing there isn't much that people can do that is limited by their sex): I wish I was a boy. Just so I could pee wherever I wanted. I wish I had a penis. 
Me: ..... Well, yes, that would be nice.

Saturday, September 17, 2016


In case you're curious, candy corn are the most sacred and limited thing in the universe. Ergo if your sister gets ONE more piece than you, it is END OF TIMES.